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最强壮的人——苏州英语翻译公司编译

Strongest Man

最强壮的人——苏州英语翻译公司编译


Three guys were talking in the local bar. The manager was so sure that its bouncer was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.


三个家伙在酒吧里面聊天。酒吧经理开了一个他确信无人能拿走的1000美元的赌注。


The challenge was that the landlord would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass, then hand the lemon to the customer. Anyone who could squeeze even one more drop out of the lemon would win the money.

项目是这样的。给庄家一个柠檬,庄家把所有的柠檬汁都挤到一个啤酒杯里,然后把这个柠檬给顾客。如果哪个顾客能够从这个柠檬里挤出一滴柠檬汁就可以拿走1000美元。


Over the years many people had tried this, truck drivers, weightlifters, karate masters, and all had failed. Then one day this geeky little fella with heavy black rimmed glasses came into the bar and asked if he could try the challenge.

几年过去了,很多人来尝试,有卡车司机,有举重选手,有空手道高手,但没有一个人能拿走此项赌注。有一天穿着老土的小伙子带着很深的黑框眼镜来到酒吧想试试这项挑战。


After the laughter had subsided the landlord said that it was only fair that the man be given a chance at the bet, so he picked up a lemon and started squeezing. Once he was done he handed the remains to the little man who promptly squeezed out 4 more drops of juice onto the bar!

在一阵嘲笑之后,庄家说每一个人都有公平的机会赢取此项赌注。庄家拿起一个柠檬挤干了所有柠檬汁。小伙子拿起这个柠檬渣很快寄出四滴柠檬汁掉在吧台上。


Everyone looked on in amazement as the landlord handed over the prize and asked "What do you do for a living that has given you such strength? Are you a lumberjack, weightlifter, what?" "No" the man replied, "I work for the IRS."

庄家给小伙子奖金后,大家都很奇怪的问小伙子:“你干什么工作有如此大的力量?”“你是一个伐木工吗?举重选手??”“都不是”小伙子回答“我是国家税务局的”


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